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United States 2005

Tonight saw us play another football game in the indoor league. We had plenty of subs this time, so we rolled on and off at will. Drakesmith turned up in a ‘four-hundred dollar Armani suit’ and a beige trench coat to act as our manager. All this combined to make an incredible team, and we destroyed the opposition, 6–0. I didn’t score, but I like to think I made my mark as the ace foreign defender.